Barbie bites back

Thought I would post something appropriate for a Thursday afternoon...blood bath barbie. Apparently Barbie caught on to the fact that Ken was cheating on her with men so she butchered all of his lovers and decided to have a rather inappropriate romp whilst he fed his feelings. The pancakes won't do much for his six-pack but they might soothe his aching heart. I joke.

IDOL magazine has fallen in love with Mariel Clayton Bad Barbie photo series. Mariel said - ‘You can’t get to be Barbie without an ocean’s worth of peroxide, 27 plastic surgeries and a complete lack of intelligence, so it irritates me immensely that this is the toy of choice women give to their daughters to emulate. Behind the vacuous perpetual lips ticked-smile lurks the black heart of the true sociopath, just like in real life’.